Thursday, January 24, 2008

josh, who used to fuck me while i was sleeping. i would wake up and he would be humping my half-conscious body. the last time we 'madeup,' i vowed not sleep with him until i trusted him again. and like clockwork, a few days after our reconciliation and he did it again. i got up the next morning; i took the morning after pill to be sure, and i got rid of him, once and for all. three weeks later, and i just took a positive pregnancy test. the perfect end to the perfect relationship.

8 comments:

reverend dick said...

did he ONLY give you the business when you were sleeping? that would be weird...

Becca the Promo Mami said...

gateway behavior to necrophilia.

3 Colours Silver said...

My boyfriend did that once, told me he thought i was awake....sorry NO!!!!...my lack of movement should've been a bit of a give away. I have never been so angry! Love the blog:)

amysansom said...

Wow, that's super-creepy!

Dino. said...
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Dino. said...

yea.
this is pretty weird,yo.

Donna said...

WOW some people are way beyond help!

Jamie said...

that's actually illegal - there have been cases like this featured on the news where the man was charged with rape.

you did not have the ability to consent, and there was clearly no case for "implied consent".

you should press charges. precedents have been set in your favor.